Chuck Norris's tears can cure Cancer, but he never cries.
Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
Chuck Norris knows everything, except the meaning of mercy.
Don't question Chuck Norris, he is never wrong.
Chuck Norris doesn't have surprise birthday parties because Chuck Norris is never surprised...Ever.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once performed an uppercut on a horse, now we have giraffes.
The director of Terminator was originally going to cast Chuck Norris for the part, but then realized he'd just be doing a documentary.
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard. There's another fist.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is still hiding.
-Bow down before the one you serve,
You're gonna get what you deserve.
You're gonna get what you deserve.
1 comment:
You are suddenly talking like Jade.
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