A Little Late Introduction (With all due respect to THE BEAR,pls if u are unhappy over this...bite my head off)

ok...that past post of an interview with a bear was REAL.yeah...only that this bear is a sub-species of Bears...confusing? ok just take it like this...Pop/Punk is a sub-culture of Punk and the wizard flies over the yellow house which contains a lot of flies that will knock doors and then *PoOF!* there is a lamb thats as big as a bulldozer or something like that....makes sense doesnt it? yeah i sure it does...

ok! here is the low down on THE BEAR!

---Real Name:Beary Meary Epilepsy Macam Pengsi

---A.K.A:The Bear

---Occupation:Expert Forager and Rain Absorber,he was also once a music-writer,he once wrote the song:Welcome To Heaven My Little Girl.

---Marital History:Married once with Mother Bear from The Three Little Bears,Had an affair with Goldilocks which brought Detective Ary and Rick Chavez to this world.Divorced.Then had a mental disorder of trying to court an angel (which is utterly impossible).Recently develop an obsession for adrenalin rush by illegal racing with his Mustang GT and by ripping guitars like a tooth pick.

---Current Marital Status:Single and probably looking for fresh berries

---Special Attributes:Excellent sense of smell,a powerful punch that loads the power of a shotgun,Long hibernation hours that a normal bear would even admire,slow reaction to pain and changes.

---Likes:Hard-Knocking Rock Songs e.g Disturbed and Nirvana (weird to see this coz all i know bears like hillbilly jammin' and bluegrass).Powerpants.Hugo Boss Perfumes.Dyno Bikes.His handsome features.Soccer(Amazing!)

---Dislikes:Irritating humans.Old Rock.(well thats as much as i can dig out from useful resources,he doesnt usually have a definite emotion coz actions speak louder than words or in this case, facial expressions).

---Past Events That Highlighted His Illustrious Career as a Bear and as a Mentor:Being a high ranked individual in U.B.A and after retiring because of old age, he set up the L.B.A.The biggest even was when he broke the agreement between man and bear....he attacked a daughter of a man.(Probably due to prolong hunger from not able to find berries in the city area)And he was once a special guest on a certain 93.5Fm radio station.this was when the event of him attacking the little girl came to a head.since then his life have been shrouded in controversy and rumours.

this was the introduction of the bear if any doubts are clouding ur mind.hope it was useful.and hope it was as accurate as it doesnt seem.